ants in my coffee, cockroaches on the toes

A little protein never hurt anyone. I must be happy if I take a look at my freshly brewed hot coffee and there are a few ants floating on top...and I smile. :)

Last night I enjoyed a good little laugh at the expense of my colleague. To set the scene, I call him one of my Mozambique bodyguards. At 6'4"ish, his tall and broad Swedish build scares away plenty of creeps as we travel. But last night, he did a little dance at the table and shrieked like a girl! Complete with a jump and the heeby jeeby shivers. After catching myself from spewing orange Fanta out of my mouth and all over the table from the surprise of this little charade, I couldn't hold back my laughter. I asked what was wrong?! A cockroach had started to nibble on his little toe. He felt at first, a tickle. Then looked down and shrieked at the sight of this giant squishy cockroach (bigger than his big toe!) nibbling away happily. Mozambique cockroaches do not die when you step on them. Their shell is hard and resilient. Even after a bodyguard tries to stomp the life out of it. Didn't die. The restaurant guard, who was also laughing, took it out to the street. Dinner and a show!